Organic Observer Gifts

Gone to seed.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

Shark food pyramid.

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

You are here.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"