We're number one! Oh, it's those stupid little testosterone molecules again.
Molecule Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the molecule observer? Celebrate their curiosity with clever, creatively designed items that wittyly showcase their passion for chemistry. From mugs to art prints, find products that capture the wonder of molecular science and add a spark of fun to their collection.
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'
Dinner at the Trapdoors
'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'
Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.
Bee flying to another flower.
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!
"Keeping busy?"
It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims
Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus
"Ever killed a man?"
How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?
'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'
John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'
"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."
"Would you like flies with that order?"
Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!
Frank & Ernest Nucri-Cops. Any luck cracking the conspiracy case? Not yet. There's no DNA evidence to implicate the guilty parties. We couldn't charge the neutron, so we had to let him go. The shyness gene won't talk, and the cholesterol molecule is sticking to his story. The vaccine molecule is our last hope -- he might agree to testify. But first he wants to talk about immunity.
"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."
Gone to seed.
Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)
'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'
Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.
Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:
"Please, George...not here!"
'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'
'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'
"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."
'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'
Your karma will catch up with you!
"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."
'Serves me right for frowning.'
'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'
Molecule Observer Gifts Collection
Molecule Observer Mugs
Discover our collection of science-inspired mugs perfect for the molecule observer—combine their love of molecules with a splash of humor.
Molecule Observer Pillows
Find playful and smart molecular design pillows—great for adding science flair to any couch or bed for the molecule observer.
Molecule Observer Prints
Browse our eye-catching prints featuring molecular structures—perfect for inspiring the molecule observer in their home or workspace.
Molecule Observer T-Shirts
Explore our witty T-shirts designed for chemistry enthusiasts—ideal for the molecule observer who wears their passion with pride.