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We're number one! Oh, it's those stupid little testosterone molecules again.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

"Keeping busy?"

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus

"Ever killed a man?"

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Frank & Ernest Nucri-Cops. Any luck cracking the conspiracy case? Not yet. There's no DNA evidence to implicate the guilty parties. We couldn't charge the neutron, so we had to let him go. The shyness gene won't talk, and the cholesterol molecule is sticking to his story. The vaccine molecule is our last hope -- he might agree to testify. But first he wants to talk about immunity.

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

Gone to seed.

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:

"Please, George...not here!"

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Your karma will catch up with you!

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

'Serves me right for frowning.'

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'