Odor Conqueror Gifts

As the others opened up with industrial-strength air freshener, Connie tackled the annual cleaning of the office refrigerator.

Deodorant for Compost.

Keeping warm.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Yoga To-Do

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Crop duster wanted.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Hourglass Dumptruck

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

Outstanding Time Management

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Drowning in Paper.

"Help! Set me free!"

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'