Odor Conqueror Gifts

Deodorant for Compost.

Keeping warm.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

Crop duster wanted.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

Outstanding Time Management

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Drowning in Paper.

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

"Help! Set me free!"

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Missing Sock