Noise Overcomers Pillows

Fear of the loud flush

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Noise Pollution

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'Will you be wanting this?'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Music for car stereos

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"You know damn well what noise!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Library Grand Opening

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Playing dustbins

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Confucius say: shut up.

Communication

'Please. Don't get me started.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."