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'Will you be wanting this?'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

The Path

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Star Executive

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

"Any chance that was you who just screamed in excruciating pain?"

Bummer about your claustrophobia, Ted.

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

Surgery.

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'

'I'm not leaving till he leaves.'

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

"We have two offices throughout the world."

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

'It was a trememdous piece of surgery!...'

"I can never get the things right to prove I'm not a robot."

"We rescued an ape."

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories... and they have the figures to prove it!