Relationship Overcomer Gifts

Ex-Lover's Leap.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Growing Love

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Hold on

Couple

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

What are you doing? You promised we'd watch it together!

Love

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"My wife - is she still staring at me?"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

"Too desperate?"

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'

"Great session, you guys - nice to see you both smiling again."