Relationship Overcomer Pillows

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'Will you be wanting this?'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Growing Love

Couple

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

Love

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"Great session, you guys - nice to see you both smiling again."

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'

"Too desperate?"

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."