Relationship Champion Pillows

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

Couple

In the Guru District

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

The best financial decision I ever made.

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Paint pots in love

Layer cake

'Great Therapy!'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."