Relationship Champs Pillows

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'...Do you, Thomas, take Charleen as your wife, to love and cherish, for better of worse...use Rehab as may be needed...for as long as you both shall live?'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

Lifesaver!

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"It's not you-it's me."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

"Hey, Honey, our life cycle is too short to play hard to get."

"Arouse Me!"

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Couple

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

"I might remind you, John, that 'Lorraine never stops yakking' is not yet grounds for divorce in the state of Ohio."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

The band was really swinging, providing a nice cover for Andrew and Carolyn's argument.

'Yes, it is important - wake him up!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

'Instead of nagging you, Walter, I've decided to write a syndicated column!'

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

Tough Love Birds

Same Sex Wedding