Relationship Challenger Pillows

"It's time for me to move onto someone from a better gene pool, that's all."

"I'm sorry. I thought I'd cancelled my computer dating membership years ago!"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

'Your place or mine?'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Urns in love

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

Complaining cricket wives

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Hold on

Growing Love

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.