Relationship Powerhouse Pillows

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"You do like octopus?"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

The best financial decision I ever made.

She - Interpreter - He.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

Building business relations.

Sulk Shows

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

Separations.

"That's his answer to everything!"

Personal Relationship Counsellor

Couple

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

"Agreed. We'll reduce our arsenal of insults, jibes and grievances by one-third but will be permitted to stockpile them for use should the need arise."

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

Diplomacy