Relationship Builders Pillows

'Just because I don't believe in sex before marriage, he was under the impression that I believe in sex after marriage!'

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'

The Wedding Gift

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"You do like octopus?"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

The best financial decision I ever made.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

She - Interpreter - He.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'...Do you, Thomas, take Charleen as your wife, to love and cherish, for better of worse...use Rehab as may be needed...for as long as you both shall live?'

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

Building business relations.

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."