Relationship Powerhouse T-Shirts

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"You do like octopus?"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

The best financial decision I ever made.

She - Interpreter - He.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

Building business relations.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Sulk Shows

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

Personal Relationship Counsellor

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

Couple

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Separations.

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"That's his answer to everything!"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

"Agreed. We'll reduce our arsenal of insults, jibes and grievances by one-third but will be permitted to stockpile them for use should the need arise."

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...