Anxiety Overcomer Pillows

Bummer about your claustrophobia, Ted.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Fight or Flight

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Flu vaccine.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Your stress is stress-related.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'You have a fauxbia.'

"Hell: The Airport"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

Bring your problems to work day.

"You must try to relax more"

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"