Anxiety Overcomer Pillows

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Flu vaccine.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

Your stress is stress-related.

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'You have a fauxbia.'

"Hell: The Airport"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

Bring your problems to work day.

"You must try to relax more"

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"