Exam Overcomer Pillows

School Testing

Overjumpers

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

GCSEs

Good Luck in your Exams.

Genius Envy

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"We thought this was more realistic."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

Good Luck!

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Too big to fail

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'They're a very successful family.'

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."