Exam Overcomer Gifts

School Testing

Overjumpers

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Genius Envy

GCSEs

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

Good Luck!

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

Too big to fail

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'They're a very successful family.'

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"