Online Obstacle Overcomers Pillows

"I can never get the things right to prove I'm not a robot."

Overjumpers

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"I think I can". (train)

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

The Path

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'They're a very successful family.'

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

'No ulcers shows me you haven't reached your full potential.'

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Ladder of success"...Perhaps, you'd like our economy model."

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

Social Networks

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."