Online Challenges Pillows

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Tic-tac-toe

House of books.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Time to try something new.

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Discomfort zone.

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

We have your internet connection.

I don't like the looks of this next level.

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

Net Bubbie

"You can talk the talk. Can you waddle the walk?"

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

Because it's there!

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

'Remember, Son -- build a better mouse trap and an angry mob will beat a path to your door.'

Find the needle in the haystack: $5

March of the Zoombies.

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it's met its match.

Whack-a-nail.

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

'The genius is that WiFi only stays on for seconds at a time.'

"I can never get the things right to prove I'm not a robot."