Internet Challenges Pillows

"It's the latest internet challenge, 30 mins no screen time."

Annual profits,

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Courage. Love.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Tic-tac-toe

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

House of books.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

Sinking sales

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Then one day I mistakenly hit "reply all."

Happy Days are here again

'How can two plus three equal five? Yesterday you said one plus four equal five.'

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

"I'm afraid it's the bankruptcy virus."

"Look at me - I can do this!"

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

Luddite Zoom.

Discomfort zone.

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

PEP TALKS!

When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.

Life gives you lemons

"The company is in deep water? Why do you think so?"

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

'And here is the effect spiraling energy costs, reduced consumer confidence and limited access to credit is having on our company.'

Covid Winter

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"Dad's having problems at his business. He's been with lawyers, CPAs and financial consultants all day."