Internet Challenges T-Shirts

"It's the latest internet challenge, 30 mins no screen time."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Courage. Love.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Tic-tac-toe

House of books.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

Sinking sales

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"Look at me - I can do this!"

'How can two plus three equal five? Yesterday you said one plus four equal five.'

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"I'm afraid it's the bankruptcy virus."

Happy Days are here again

Discomfort zone.

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

PEP TALKS!

Life gives you lemons

'And here is the effect spiraling energy costs, reduced consumer confidence and limited access to credit is having on our company.'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

"The company is in deep water? Why do you think so?"

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

"Dad's having problems at his business. He's been with lawyers, CPAs and financial consultants all day."

Covid Winter