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"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Tic-tac-toe

House of books.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'How can two plus three equal five? Yesterday you said one plus four equal five.'

Then one day I mistakenly hit "reply all."

Luddite Zoom.

Discomfort zone.

'There's new evidence that my departure from my previous employer merely coincided with their brain drain.'

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"I think he stood on a nettle."

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

"Can you check the heated drivers seat."

'Remember, Son -- build a better mouse trap and an angry mob will beat a path to your door.'

Find the needle in the haystack: $5

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

Hell for cashiers.

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

Whack-a-nail.

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"

'I must get an instruction book for this phone...that's the fifth time this week I've taken a photograph of my right ear.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

"It's the latest internet challenge, 30 mins no screen time."

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