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"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

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Tic-tac-toe

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

House of books.

'How can two plus three equal five? Yesterday you said one plus four equal five.'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Discomfort zone.

'There's new evidence that my departure from my previous employer merely coincided with their brain drain.'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"I think he stood on a nettle."

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

"Can you check the heated drivers seat."

'Remember, Son -- build a better mouse trap and an angry mob will beat a path to your door.'

Find the needle in the haystack: $5

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"

Whack-a-nail.

Hell for cashiers.

'I must get an instruction book for this phone...that's the fifth time this week I've taken a photograph of my right ear.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

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"It's the latest internet challenge, 30 mins no screen time."

'Now let me me hear you say, 'no problem'!'