Relationship Improver Pillows

"Great session, you guys - nice to see you both smiling again."

"We'd like to update our vows with some bug fixes."

'You're being hostile. A gift certificate for a psychiatric session!'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"You do like octopus?"

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know who you are!"

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Building business relations.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"It's not you-it's me."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

"Hey, Honey, our life cycle is too short to play hard to get."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"That's his answer to everything!"

'Will I still be married?'

"Arouse Me!"

"I love what you've done with him."

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'