Relationship Improviser Pillows

Bird Cage Cover over Wife's Head

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Jazz is Invented

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

Complaining cricket wives

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm fascinated by your résumé, particularly the advertising supplement."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Your performance since you came here suggests you may have lied on your resume.

"It's not what you think."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Love chair

"Great session, you guys - nice to see you both smiling again."

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

The Art of Bantering!

State of Work...State of Marriage

"It's improv night."