Love Life Improver Pillows

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"Great session, you guys - nice to see you both smiling again."

Make love not war

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

Bird Cage Cover over Wife's Head

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

"We slipped in the tub."

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

"I tried change, it didn't work."

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

Archers.

'You're being hostile. A gift certificate for a psychiatric session!'

"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?"

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"Yes, you will soon find "Miss Right"...but her nickname is "Always"."

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

Sex shop

Test dummies holding 'Kama Sutra For Dummies' manual.

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

'Here are my references from previous partners.'