Love Life Enhancer Pillows

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"We REALLY do get better with age."

Ego Increasing School

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

Make love not war

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

Sadie, we need to see a couple's counselor. Yuck. No way! I won't spend a bunch of dough to have some halfwit tell me how to live my life! But I found an inexpensive counselor who will just listen to us talk through our issues. Counseling $10. This end up.

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

"You make me want to be a better bag."

'It's all downhill from here.'

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

'We need to twerk.'

Archers.

Test dummies holding 'Kama Sutra For Dummies' manual.

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

Sex shop

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

Valentines

'Well, what seems to be the problem?'

Luckily there are still men with charm and style.

"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."