Romance Enhancers Pillows

Sex Shop

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Ego Increasing School

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

'It's all downhill from here.'

Test dummies holding 'Kama Sutra For Dummies' manual.

The Art Lover

Sex shop

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

"Supersize me."

Couch Potato Romance - 'I don't give up the remote on the first date.'

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

Institute (brain).

'Try to be patient - my feelings for you are still downloading.'

'Well, what seems to be the problem?'

'The next time you decide to send a Valentine's email...don't press 'send all' by mistake.'

Botox injections

'It's my wife's reminder to put the toilet seat down.'

"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory."

Moses and the Screenwriter: 'Accurate-Shmaccurate...if you want this story to sell, it needs some punching up.'

Popping another charisma pill may do the trick!

'I'm flattered by your imitation, unless you just want to be taller than me.'

"This Valentine's Day I want to give you my heart. I just have no idea where it is."

Maureen Got Around.