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"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"We REALLY do get better with age."

Ego Increasing School

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

How to Polish Up Your Resume. Remember, you don't want to polish it to the point you can actually see yourself in it.

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'It's all downhill from here.'

The Incredible Skulk

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

The Art Lover

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Test dummies holding 'Kama Sutra For Dummies' manual.

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

"Supersize me."

Couch Potato Romance - 'I don't give up the remote on the first date.'

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

'Try to be patient - my feelings for you are still downloading.'

Institute (brain).

'Well, what seems to be the problem?'

'The next time you decide to send a Valentine's email...don't press 'send all' by mistake.'

This is my report on my summer vacation, and that's my script doctor, Murray, who helped me punch it up a bit.

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'It's my wife's reminder to put the toilet seat down.'

"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory."

Moses and the Screenwriter: 'Accurate-Shmaccurate...if you want this story to sell, it needs some punching up.'

'I'm flattered by your imitation, unless you just want to be taller than me.'

Popping another charisma pill may do the trick!

"This Valentine's Day I want to give you my heart. I just have no idea where it is."