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"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Romance

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"We REALLY do get better with age."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

Mankini - One size fits all.

"Embarrassing things that happen to you in the bedroom stay in the bedroom. . . and on facebook."

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

Heart To Heart

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

Sadie, we need to see a couple's counselor. Yuck. No way! I won't spend a bunch of dough to have some halfwit tell me how to live my life! But I found an inexpensive counselor who will just listen to us talk through our issues. Counseling $10. This end up.

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

Romances

"Where do you to go?"

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"We slipped in the tub."