Enhancing Love Life T-Shirts

Sex shop

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Romance

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

Heart To Heart

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

Mankini - One size fits all.

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

"Where do you to go?"

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

Romances

"We slipped in the tub."

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'