Love Revitalizer T-Shirts

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"We REALLY do get better with age."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

"I love what you've done with him."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"She always gets the upper bunk."

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"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

Sadie, we need to see a couple's counselor. Yuck. No way! I won't spend a bunch of dough to have some halfwit tell me how to live my life! But I found an inexpensive counselor who will just listen to us talk through our issues. Counseling $10. This end up.

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

'We need to twerk.'

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'