Love Revitalizer Prints

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

"I love what you've done with him."

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"She always gets the upper bunk."

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"I have to admit, I've never seen anyone list 'cleaning out my desk' as a job skill."