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'It's my wife's reminder to put the toilet seat down.'

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

Test dummies holding 'Kama Sutra For Dummies' manual.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"You do like octopus?"

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Building business relations.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"We REALLY do get better with age."

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"That's his answer to everything!"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Dan and Irene's 'communication problems' improve, thanks to Richard, their couples therapist.

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

"He never takes me anywhere."

"And so, with thee help of their relate counsellor, they lived happily ever after..."

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'