Relationship Enhancer Gifts

'It's my wife's reminder to put the toilet seat down.'

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

Test dummies holding 'Kama Sutra For Dummies' manual.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"You do like octopus?"

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

Building business relations.

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"That's his answer to everything!"

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Dan and Irene's 'communication problems' improve, thanks to Richard, their couples therapist.

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

"Great session, you guys - nice to see you both smiling again."

"He never takes me anywhere."

"And so, with thee help of their relate counsellor, they lived happily ever after..."

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"