Mood Enhancer Enthusiast Pillows

"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Ego Increasing School

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

Back to school.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

"What's it all about?"

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

"Is something bothering you?"

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

Man asking lady if she cares for him

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

The Art Lover

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

'Lighten up!'

Rainy Days

'First, developing your brain! There's enough time for feelings later!'