Mood Enhancer Pillows

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

The Art Lover

The day the stock market went UP.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Ego Increasing School

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

"Prozzac"

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Vacuuming Up the Mood

'Lighten up!'

Get-Well Cards For Moods

Tambourine.

"You're 30? Me too!"

"Whatever he's having!"