Mood Enhancer Pillows

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

The Art Lover

The Incredible Skulk

The day the stock market went UP.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Ego Increasing School

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

'Lighten up!'

'Now then, Mr. Grumpypants, if we're to get along we'll have to turn that frown upside down...'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Vacuuming Up the Mood

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."

"Prozzac"

Get-Well Cards For Moods