Mood Enhancer Enthusiast Prints

"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Ego Increasing School

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

Back to school.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"What's it all about?"

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

How to Polish Up Your Resume. Remember, you don't want to polish it to the point you can actually see yourself in it.

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

"Is something bothering you?"

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

Man asking lady if she cares for him

Of course, you do --- Yu have mixed feelings about everything!

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

The Incredible Skulk

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

Rainy Days

'First, developing your brain! There's enough time for feelings later!'

'Lighten up!'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

The Art Lover