Oceanography Aficionado Gifts

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I gotta be me!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"We'll always have Paris..."

When laundry ruled the waves.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Try me/try me/try me...

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Privates Beach"

"He was a sea rescue."

'I blame global warming!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Turtle Hat

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."