Oceanography Enthusiast T-Shirts

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'Hey, Bozo, I'm a crab, not a lobster.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I gotta be me!"

"We'll always have Paris..."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I blame global warming!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Privates Beach"

"He was a sea rescue."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Try me/try me/try me...

Turtle Hat

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."