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"It's all yours."

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

Neptune Clearing Up Waste Under the Sea.

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Shark screaming at the sight of a diver.

'Why can't you just get in the water like everyone else?!'

Discovery.

If you can read this sign - you went too deep.

'No offense taken. In all honesty, we still don't understand YOUR songs, either!'

Natural selection.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

"Help!"

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

Captain Ahab chases a protester.

Squids Rule

A whale gets its first close look at plankton.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'WOW,this is amazing down here captain, ABSOLUTELY amazing! That quake SURE did a lot of damage to the ocean's floor!'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Wally's on Discovery Channel tonight!

The Great Barrier Reef's spectacular continental shelf.

Recycling

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Oceanographers Go Home

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

'You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today.'

'What a thrill it is to finally meet you. I've admired your work for years!'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

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