Tech-loving Ocean Admirer Gifts

"Shellfie!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

When laundry ruled the waves.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Turtle Hat

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Try me/try me/try me...

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Segregated Beach

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Coffee shop

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

How Swordfish Are Born

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Shark with Braces.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'