Tech-savvy Beach Lover Gifts

'Welcome to the sounds of the ocean. Listen carefully as our menu options have changed. To continue in Spanish, press one now...'

Tunnel of TV

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Call Your Office

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Birds with Headphones

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Sunbathing with your PC.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

Questions Online

Emoticons and human relationships.

Renewable Energy

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

"It does Morton a world of good to get away for a while."

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

'Welcome to I shell.'

"How did we do?"

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'Now, if everyone will take out their cell phones, the bride and groom will now text their vows.'

Scales

Geek Beach