Tech-savvy Surfer Gifts

Questions Online

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Sunbathing with your PC.

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Renewable Energy

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

Hydrofoil wing boat.

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Scuba texting

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

Sports and new technologies

"Hey, nice Apps!"

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

"Too much information."

Though a bit cumbersome, Les Hinmon's personal GPS dramatically improved his game.

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

10K Text-And-Run.

City Marathon.

"I'd go swimming if there was a way to use my phone while under water."