Savvy Surfer Gifts

If we need some smutty invectives, we just have to study the messages in our daughter's favourite chatroom!

Surfing koala.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Senior citizen surfing.

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

Questions Online

'Busy weekend ahead?'

'Your wave.'

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

Octopuses surf too.

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.

'I hate rainy days!'

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

Moving Van.

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"My turn."

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Man with Shave Me on his hairy back.

Bulletin at Malibu