Savvy Surfer Mugs

If we need some smutty invectives, we just have to study the messages in our daughter's favourite chatroom!

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Surfing koala.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Senior citizen surfing.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'Busy weekend ahead?'

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

Questions Online

'Your wave.'

'I hate rainy days!'

Moving Van.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

Octopuses surf too.

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

"My turn."

Burkini Scandal

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

"Gawd Martha, what do they look like?"

'When I said that we might liven up the meetings by moving to a new location I was thinking of the room next to the canteen.'

"Dude, are you taking selfies?"

Bulletin at Malibu