Surf Visionary Mugs

The waves weren't quite as big as he'd imagined they'd be.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'I don't like to take chances.'

A man looks up at the earth

Non Thought For The Day.

Art of Surviving

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Take me to your thought leader."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Busy weekend ahead?'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'Your wave.'

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

"My turn."

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

Billionaires in space!

Bulletin at Malibu

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."

Surfer's commute

'Another sad attempt at improvisational cartooning'

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

'Poor George-He can't get use to those contact lenses.'