Sport Visionary Mugs

Thomas Tuchel

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Pole Vault Rules

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'I just invented business!'

Deregulated Baseball

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

Fan-Centric Stadium

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."