Sporting Innovator Mugs

'I know he's unorthodox but he's a brilliant bowls player.'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Pole Vault Rules

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Oh course!'

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

Self-Isolating Hamster

'Jogger's nipple'

Stun-gun target practice.

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

Midnight in Minnesota

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

Early Treadmills,

"Good start, Maxwell. Now concentrate a bit more on aesthetics."

'Hey! These new Google glasses are great!'