Inventive Athlete Mugs

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"So, what are you reading?"

"Have you been working out?"

Football team discussions.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Pole Vault Rules

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Bernard Hinault

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

Runner with a kick-starter.

'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

Ryan Bayley

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.

Sports for slipper wearers.

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

"Pretty nasty slice."

I hope you're letting Teddy get outside this summer. Yes, mother. He needs time to run free and be a kid. I know. Bye, mom. Where, exactly, will I be running free? Allstar, Youthbuild Paramilitary Sports Camp. 8 a.m. sharp!

'Wow, this is a lot better!'

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

Tyrone Mings

Blazing Volleyball