Imaginative Athlete Mugs

Sports for slipper wearers.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

The Victors

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Little Princess.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"So, what are you reading?"

"Have you been working out?"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Football team discussions.

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek

Fancy Dress Box

Snowman Magic

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'

Interpretive marathon

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."

"No fair, Shelly, you always get to be the pharmaceutical rep."

"Well they say everyone has a book in them."